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by Jeeva, Wednesday 16 June 2010 - 02:58:24    Comments: 0
Hi, ek is terug! Het die backup van my webwerf gekry en nou is dit terug. Sal binnekort weer iets op sit.
Okay baai.


Nuwe Rammstein - German Pussy track

by Jeeva, Thursday 15 October 2009 - 02:56:04    Comments: 0
Nuwe Rammstein - German Pussy is basically a porno

http://visit-x.net/rammstein/

van wikipedia.com af

The video was directed by Jonas Åkerlund and was released online on 16 September 2009. The video features the band playing the song wearing leather outfits, interspersed with 6 pornographic videos featuring each of the band members as a different stereotypical pornographic character: Till as the Playboy, Christoph as the CEO, Paul as the Cowboy, Oliver as Mr. Pain (a BDSM fetishist), Richard as the Partyboy, and Flake as Heeshie (a hermaphrodite). Each scene features a band member engaging in foreplay with a different woman, and the scenes become more explicit as the video progresses. The video contains oral, vaginal, and anal sex, all without a condom. By the end of the video everyone is having sex and the band members ejaculate on the women.


IOL is biased

by Jeeva, Thursday 15 October 2009 - 02:53:09    Comments: 1
Gaan kyk na die artikel, http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20091005102741148C680145.

In kort, Zuma se hotline is 'n pot snot en dit werk nie, en die DA het dit bewys. PAM kop op en sê "Helen Zille, go fuck yourself".

Ek stuur IOL 'n mail en sê, tsssk tsssk, dis mos nou nie moderation nie. Hap hulle toe ook sommer oor enige anti-ANC post deesdae ge-moderate word en glad nie gewys word nie.

Hier volg die oorspronklike mail, asook hulle response.

"Re: The post made by PAM are about as moderated as my unshaven chest hair, but I've spoken to a few people, and their comments are not published the moment the ANC is taken down in them. Get your act together, or I'll get 3rd Degree on you.
"

"IOL Interactive would like to sincerely apologize with regards Pam's comments. It was an honest slip. Cannot comment on the other comments as we do not know what they are but as far as possible we consider ourselves impartial and try to moderate on those basis, however we are guided by legal technicalities.

Yours Kindly

IOL Interactive"

Ja nee, "legal technicalities". Net 'n ander woord vir, die ANC betaal ons, so ons mag ongelukkig nie kontrak breek deur die publiek se ware opinie deur te gee nie.

Die ergste ding wat met die land kon gebeur, was om dit vir die ANC te gee. Zimbabwe, hier kom ons.

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Noem 5 voorbeelde van oorsake van depressie onder tieners

by Jeeva, Tuesday 08 September 2009 - 23:10:50    Comments: 1


Stellenbosch Universiteit DC++/Rooihub

by Jeeva, Tuesday 04 August 2009 - 07:10:11    Comments: 1
Hierdie hulpmiddel is slegs vir mense buite die koshuis segment, soos vir privaat studente op gewone ADSL, ens. As jy binne die koshuis segment bly, moenie verder lees nie, gaan direk na http://www.rooihub.co.za/.

Let wel, as jy buite die koshuis segment bly, kan jy slegs met ander mense kommunikeer. DIT IS NIE VIR AFLAAI DOELEINDES EN OOK NIE MOONTLIK, SO MOENIE VRA! Vir die wat nie weet nie, IRC skop tog SKYPE, MSN, GTALK, ens se gat as dit by 'chat' kom.

Opsie 1 - vir Noobs!
  1. Gaan na www.mibbit.com
  2. Ek raai aan jy registreer vir meer funksies, maar dis nie nodig nie
  3. Kliek "Chat Now"
  4. Kliek langs IRC op 'Server'
  5. Vul in die volgende,
    Server: IRC.SUN.AC.ZA
    Channel: #rooihub
    Nick: Jou By Naam
  6. GO!


Opsie 2 - vir Microsoft Windows mense
  1. Gaan na www.mirc.com
  2. Download hier
  3. Installeer dit
  4. Verfyn jou opsies om jou te pas, soos b.v. sit in jou nickname & gewoonlik 'n valse e-pos adres
  5. Onder in die 'syntax'/command line horisontale boks (gewoontlik heel onder), tik die volgende,

    /server irc.sun.ac.za -j #rooihub

  6. Jy sal sien hoe mIRC konnekteer aan die netwerk nou. Chat met al jou maaitjies!


Opsie 3 - vir Linux mense
Dink julle weet goed genoeg hoe om op te kom, Download xChat of BitchX! :)


Facebook liefdes verklarings deel 4

by Jeeva, Saturday 25 July 2009 - 03:44:13    Comments: 0
Vanaf facebook:

1.‘" Ek HeT jOu GeSoEk In My StOrIeBoEk..... NoU HeT eK jOu GeViNd..... Jy Is NoU mY SuPeRhErOe...... Jy Is My SuPeRmAn.... Jy iS my BaTmAn..... Jy Is My HuLk....... Pas my hartjie asseblief op, want jy is nou in beheer..... Lief
jou myne....."


2. my liefste engelq jys so kosbaar en als vi my ek kani lewe soner jo ni, ekt jo liewer as my eie ma en wil veraltyd sam jo wes ek kani wag om jo di nawek te sien ni, darm ng net 2 slapies! Lief vi jo met my hele hart en siel en al di visies in di see....


3. Ekt so hard geval vejo.. Enu dt als vi nix.. Ekt so ver gekm.. Ytlik vejo.. Jys di 1 wav0r ek elke and wens.. Ekt al bje sergekry.. Ma di ker was dt anes.. Ek dnk ex maler or jo as wt EK gedink ht.. *jy wet wi j is*

dis dieselfde meisie....
"...cant breathe without you, but i have to..."


4. " If I had to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU."


5. Status van n (let wel) DERTIENjarige: "I cant live without you, I need you, your smile, your face, your hugs. I cant stop thinking about you, cant get you off my mind! You're stuck with supaglue on my heart. You're my prince charming, the one for me- you're just what i want! You're fantabulously PERFECT! I love you babe!".


6. "[naam] le lanks sy poeksie woepsie met sy wapse worssie. Koeksie, jy my ook lief bo jou heele verstant?"


7. Ek wens so in my hart ek was by haar!!Ai ANGELFACE my hart is gesteel,en sy kan met dit doen wat sy wil!its hers and hers alone.


8. I'm sooooo IN LOVE with her,the girl with that magic smile...which makes my HEART beats faster and slower at the same time! Just hope she KNOWS it!


9. ^^,) ..Am I supoesed 2 put my life on hold becuz you dont know how do i think & you dont know wher your life is going.. ? Am i supoused 2 be thorn apart, broken heart & in a corner crying about it ..and if I dont show it?! I dont care if I never see you again, i`ll be all rite!! Hate this final piece off goodbey saying, get yourself together! but eether way baby i`m gone ... > na na na na na he he he g00dbye!!!<


10 het vandag my en {Girl} se huis gaan kyk . . damn dis mooi!!! lol 5 slaapkamers, met onsuite badkamers, cinema, wynkelder GROOT swembad, visdamme, groot leefarea, 3 verdieping. Gaan baie lekker daar bly ek se vir julle!! lol het dit as 'n verlowings geskenk vir {Girl} gekoop!! lol love ya"


Kleinste pieletjie kompetisie

by Jeeva, Thursday 23 July 2009 - 18:29:41    Comments: 0
Howard Stern: Small Penis Contest



TOP 8 Facebook liefdes verklarings - Deel 3

by Jeeva, Thursday 16 July 2009 - 04:09:51    Comments: 0
1. 'vanaand het ek 'n weerligstraal deur my voël slaan toe sy vingerpunte liggies oor my wang gebewe het en my lippe syne saggies ontmoet het. Vanaand wil ek dit uitskreu:'JACO EKS LIEF VIR JOU EKS LIEF VIR JOU EKS LIEF VIR JOU EKS LIEF VIR JOU EKS LIEMF VIR JOU!!!!'' o en omtrent 3 weke terug het die girl gemoan oor daar niks ordentlike ouens in bloem is nie.

2. Ek het n hart gehaat wat gebreek was maar nou dat ek jou leer ken het ariska is alles vir my weer helder eke is mal oor jou jy die oulikste mens op aarde en ook die lieflikste mwa

3. :"my narsing pit j is di son se stygende temperature,j is di warm golwe wat di koue in di nag wegjaag jys my liefie my lyfie my diefie my duifie.jy is vir my belangriker as ñ foon vir vandag se kinders..jy is di oorsaak van my wet dreams ini nag..Aai my bokkie ekt jo nou nodig in my bed waar ons kan stout wees"!Dink j ni dis net een teveel ni?:-0


4. heya my cute man...di trane is verby en no kan ons wer smile...mt jo arms net wer om my..ek het net liewer geraak vi jo...veral jo hot sexy lyf bo op myne yummy!!!!niemand gaan dit reg kry om jo van my af weg tevat nie...wnt j ht gese vergeet vn di verlede dis net ek en j en di toekoms...kan ni wag tot di naweek ni...dan kan ek elke dag by jo wees... hahaha eks kla elke dag by jou...ek dink elke sekond aan my man...mwah mwah ek mis jou lippe teen myne..ons kan nie genoeg van mekaar kry nie...klink hot!!!

5. Ou se naam .... liefie, hulle se in daai fliek... '' liefde is soos die wind, jy kan dit nie sien nie maar jy kan dit voel'' as dit waar is, wil ek vir jou se... ONS liefde is dan soos n Wind-storm!!!

sy meisie se reply daarop...
verseker is dit waar!!!!!ek val amper van my stoel af soos die storm wind van ons liefde in i noordeliki,suidelike rigting waai!!mwa mwa mwa

6. ..."ekt jou liewer as my lewe”

7. Charlene van Zyl MY BABY I LOVE U SO MUCH I WIL MOVE TABELMOUNTAIN PEACE 4 PEACE . ROCK 4 ROCK AND PLACE IT THE FREESTATE LOVE U POO

8. " ♥ u my ninja - lat weet as j more wakker word dan kom fetch ek jou my i love lamp = soen soen vry MwaH"


Jeeva.net maak die top 20ste lelikste webwerf van 'n loser se lys

by Jeeva, Thursday 09 July 2009 - 00:25:21    Comments: 1
volgens die saad eter..

http://www.dev-the-web.com/blog/2009/06/18/20UglyWebsitesCollection.aspx


Ou Suid-Afrikaanse vlag in die Twilight-movie

by Jeeva, Tuesday 07 July 2009 - 23:09:28    Comments: 2
Vergeet om dit op die webwerf te sit. Wat jy hier sien is die Prinsevlag in die fliek "Twilight". Daai shitty movie wat meisies se gina kielie.



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